WARNING: THIS POST MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR THOSE UNDER THE AGE OF 18.
I've been busy. Really, I have been, but that doesn't mean a girl doesn't find time to fit in some pleasure.
I tried out a new adult toy from Eden Fantasy. It was something I had never tried before. Mostly because I don't personally have a penis and it was a cock ring. But I asked the hubby if I could borrow his (with him still attached to it of course) and he was willing. Well, willing may be overstating it a bit. He was slightly uncomfortable with the idea at first, but he warmed to it. Ok, warmed to it may also be overstating it, but he didn't run screaming from the room. That's a start...
Here's what it looks like:
This adult toy is made of the softest material I have ever touched. It's described as a thermal plastic elastomer (mixture of PVC and silicone), and I don't know what all that means, but good gravy in the navy, it feels damn good.
It has a removable bullet which is attached to a remote control that takes 2 double A batteries. The power of the bullet is decent, but I would have preferred a slightly stronger vibration. That being said, it still makes me all tingly just thinking about it.
All in all, I think it's safe to say we both enjoyed this sex toy, I just think the hubby was a little uncomfortable being the "star of the show" and we may have to go back to vibrators.
Check out the site here. You're sure to find something for you and/or your partner from their ginormous inventory of adult toys.
Damn, can I borrow your husband's penis and try it out?
ReplyDeleteC'mon! I'll give it back!
Wait, Tiff is only two comments behind me?
ReplyDeleteOh Hell No.
ReplyDeleteThat's not happening.
I am the #1 commenter.
ReplyDeleteAnd I will remain the #1 commenter.
ReplyDeleteIf I have to comment 100 fucking times on this blog today.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you know I'll do it.
ReplyDeleteWait back the fuck up. I know Julie is not trying to pass me up. I don't think so bitch!
ReplyDeleteAnyway about the toy. Nice! I might have to try one of those er I mean hubby will have to try it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was just thinking about trying a cock ring too. I swear you're psychic. I mean why should I have to do all the work? He should help me dammit! We're a COUPLE!
ReplyDeleteAlso Julie is a whorebag. There, I said it. You know we've all been thinking it.
ReplyDeleteAnd where the fuck have all of "our gang" bloggers gone? Yall have all disappeared and left me with only...duh duh dunn...Julie. Thanks alot!
ReplyDeleteHey Julie, I guess you ARE gonna have to comment 100 times. Cuz I ain't backing down bitch!
ReplyDeleteWell look at you two in a lovers quarrel on Deb's blog :)
ReplyDeleteWowzers.....Glad you had fun!
I'm sorry, I can't read this post. The nurse was very explicit that I do/read/watch NOTHING that might cause any... stirring of the lady bits. I have the twins to think of, after all.
ReplyDeleteNo, not THOSE twins.
The babies.
Man, your mind is in the gutter.
(Although I got several reminders from the nurse not to stimulate my nipples. Thanks, I didn't hear you the first time.)
I can see where Hubby might be a little intimidated!!
ReplyDeleteAnd while we're in commenting wars, I want to be #6.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably thinking #6 isn't a huge goal (I mean, who grows up wanting to be #6? That's far worse than settling for 2nd place!!)
ReplyDeleteBut I'm slowly going to take over, one comment at a time!!
ReplyDeleteWell well!!!! While the cat's away...You bitches know I will overcome this deficit.
ReplyDeleteDeb, I want nothing more than to give Rick something to stick it in besides me at the moment, so I will definitly be looking to purchase this.
I am hoping now that they have the computer system at work working like it should, I will be able to be home before 10pm (and, no, that does NOT count bar time. That's seperate.)and can actually join the blog world again.
Tiff and Jules, watch out. I'm back!!!!!
Did I just see JILL???? Damn! I thought she was in the Witness Relocation Program. The bitch hasn't been to MY blog since she disappeared last May!!
ReplyDeleteAs for bitches, Tiff is #1 and Julie is #2. I'm leaving Joe to Julie in my WILL.
As for the cock ring, by the looks of it, who needs a cock!? My EDEN FANTASY toy is Still alive and well.
oh, this debate is really heating up ... can i join in?
ReplyDeleteUm, I was going to comment on the sex toy (which LOOKS fascinating and intriguing and all that, though I can't figure out how it's "attached"), but I was sidetracked by the "me-firsts" banter going on. And now I'm drawing a blank.
ReplyDeleteExcept I do know that this little Rubik's Cube of a toy must be examined closely...
uhh, I'm not quite sure what the hell that thing is or does or what. :) colour me embarrassed. I'm blushing here. geez.
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